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Fred: we're down in the polls, RyanÂ
we need to get this campaign back on track
I don't think people are buying the moon cities
Ryan: look, FredÂ
moon cities are inherently ANTI-SOCIALIST
they do not want to SPREAD THE WEALTH AROUND
Fred: sure
I mean Joe the Plumber and Cindy the Waitress and Steve Sixpack can see that
but these URBAN ELITES
are threatened by our small town VALUES
which are embodied by our MOON SMALL TOWNS AND VILLAGES
still, though
I think the MEDIA FILTER is preventing the American people from hearing our message
[this portion of the conversation is redacted to prevent it from falling in the hands of the liberal media]
Ryan: Fred, the moon cities will be inherently TERRORIST-LESS
Fred: but Ryan
what about the SPACE TERRORISTS
who were bred by SCIENCE in association with PAGAN EUROPEAN SOCIALISM to not need fresh God-given AMERICAN air
Ryan: we certainly wouldnt want a FRIEND OF THEIRS IN THE WHITE HOUSE
if you know what I mean
Fred: any real AMERICAN would know what you mean
because you're speaking the language of the PEOPLE
Ryan: the people in the moon cities must be able to DEFEND THEMSELVES
they don't just CLING to their guns, THEY KNOW HOW TO USE THEM
SHOOT THEM DOWN FROM HELICOPTERS
Fred: THAT'S what we need
more PATRIOTIC funding
for SPACE HELICOPTERS
Ryan: we need a president who is not afraid to PERSONALLY SHOOT SOME STUFF
Fred: LIVE FREE OR DIE
Ryan: LIVE FREE OR WE'LL KILL YOU
Fred: FREEDOM: IT'S NOT A CHOICE
Ryan: you're either WITH US or you're with TERRORISTS
Fred: you're either U.S. or you're a TERRORIST
Ryan: building moon cities is a cornerstone of CONSERVATIVE POLICY
Fred: the HERITAGE of our founding FATHERS
who faithfully listened to DOBSON
Ryan: we need people DEDICATED TO FAMILY
and SMALLER GOVERNMENT
Fred: LARGER FAMILIES, SMALLER GOVERNMENTS
that should be our new theme
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DrewTM |
orHe sends rain on the good and the evil alike,
though our ends we all must find.
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DrewTM |
I am typing this on my computer with my keyboard as shown.Labels: Drew
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Fred |
Hockey Imam
Bible Spice
Caribou Barbie
Iditabroad
Gidget
VPILF
Princess Mooseburger
Fertilla the Huntress
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