As you can see, TWN now has 11 members, which makes us 1 shy of a quorum of members, 1 short of the full compliment necessary to conduct and execute official business, such as appointing a creative director for Mozambique and issuing various other decrees and dictates. Therefore and thus, we must conduct an interview for a 12th member. Please send in a resume and CV, along with your social security number, mother's maiden name, two locks of your hair, and a picture of your family crest to:
Things Worth Noting
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The address has been redacted for your protection, and the privacy of our various protectorates and shareholders. We promise to carefully view every application. We also like to conduct phone interviews. So that you might be prepared for such an interview, immediately following are sample questions?
How does your previous job experience prepare you for this position?
Do you work well in teams or groups?
Name what you think to be your greatest accomplishment.
In what city were you born?
In what part of your body is your muse located?
What is the difference between a myth and a fable?
If you could choose to never have to eat again, would you?
Tell two true stories in which a lie is a significant element.
Would you rather be an auditor or an undertaker?
Are you often lonely and/or depressed?
What is the capital of Mozambique?
Why should we hire you?
Why can't you be more like your mother?
Describe, in the context of a cost push shock, the difference between the natural and efficient levels of output for a small open economy?
Describe the last time you died.
Hopefully these questions are of some use to you as you prepare for your interview. You may want to formulate some questions to ask us. We eagerly await your applications.
- The Management
Labels: Fred
4/24/2008 10:31:00 PM