Ryan: By 2013, we'll have cities on the moon
American cities
on the American moon
for Americans
i have a 170 page pdf document detailing my plans
Ryan: my funding, which youll find in footnote 32 of page 113:
i'll put away a quarter every day in a moon-shaped bank
and call my friend who does model rockets
Fred: I thought you were planning on getting magical money moon ponies
Ryan: that is irrelevant
Ryan: MOON CITIES
that is what matters
also, we will make money with the ensuing cheese harvests
Ryan: and, uh, GREEN ENERGY
Fred: yeah
for our new GREEN ECONOMY
it's environmental and biodegradable and organic and everything
I swear
Ryan: IT'S GOT....SOY
AND RECYCLING
HYBRIDS
UM
Fred: SMOKEY THE BEAR
Ryan: GAS PRICES GOING DOWN
Fred: FLYING HOVERCRAFT CARS
Ryan: NO
WE WILL HAVE FLYING HOVERCRAFT TANKS
WITH MORE EFFICIENT WEAPONS TO AID IN PEACEKEEPING
WHICH WE WILL OVERSEE FROM OUR AMERICAN MILITARY BASE ON THE AMERICAN MOON
THESE COLORS DON'T RUN
Fred: SKATE OR DIE
Labels: Fred
7/08/2008 11:51:00 AM