The following things win. They have succeeded. They have defeated. They have surmounted, conquered, achieved, and emerged victorious. They have found
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Star Wars Kid, for being serious while the world laughs
Star Wars, for inspiring Kids
Duct Tape
Air Conditioning
George Foreman, for making America lean and mean and beating people up
Chicken, for being delicious
and trendy
Rain, for making beautiful sounds
Sunshine, for letting us wear less clothing
Marie Curie, for being a woman
Fred, for being black
George de Mestral, for ripping off nature (no pun intended)
Ecco the Dolphin, for making ecology action-packedCape Horn, for being dangerous
Plastic, for keeping your world safe and cheap
The Internet, or you wouldn't be reading this
Fire
Chester Arthur, for not being assassinated
by Charles J. Guiteau
Chuck Norris
, for allowing me to write this
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